It was my first time to ride the MRT-LRT combo alone. I was thrilled when I realized that I can ride in the females-only section so I ran to that area. I noticed that a lot of the women were packing up like sardines in one entrance so I decided to go farther. The moment I sat down, noticed that the women were staring at me like I was some sort of an oddity. Then I smelled the stench. The old woman beside me must've been sick or something. She didn't have that old woman smell. She had the scent of illness. I looked around and saw a rope divider. Hm...what was that for? Then I looked right in front of me, where a sign read: THIS SIDE OF THE CAR IS ONLY FOR THE SICK, PREGNANT, AND WOMEN WITH CHILDREN. That was when I finally noticed that the women, who were staring at me, were bursting at the seams. I sighed, took a deep breath, adjusted Macbook Mi-Chan on my lap so they could see my stomach, and then blew up my tummy. I rubbed it for effect, too.
Toast of Mensa
Again, I blame the coffee. I had been in the business of talking for as long as I can remember, that it came as a shock when I found myself nervous up there. I just delivered my first speech, and I forgot 50% of it. Thank goodness, no one seemed to have noticed that the reason I had zero "Ahs" was because I would pause and smile whenever I felt it coming. My evaluator, who praised my confidence, had no friggin' idea that my hands were shaking.
COMMENTS from the old blog:
drewbocz wrote on Oct 31, '06
This post made my day. :-D
daniel28 wrote on Nov 2, '06
Wtf, LRT Sucks! There's a plagued + diseased + tainted section?!?! OMFGWTFBBQ HAHAHAHA!
acid42 wrote on Nov 2, '06, edited on Nov 2, '06
On the contrary, the LRT serves a pretty good section of the commuting public.
The only people who have the right to curse it are the ones who've actually ridden it.
ogie915 wrote on Nov 2, '06
skysenshi saidI sighed, took a deep breath, adjusted Macbook Mi-Chan on my lap so they could see my stomach, and then blew up my tummy. I rubbed it for effect, too.
This cracked me up! Haha, really Bea, do you actually think people believed you were pregnant... sa payat mong yan? hahaha. Oh well, if they stopped looking then they mustve belived you.
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